Despite what Zinda thinks, Goldilocks is only tagging along to get laid. She's been at the farm for a week or so now, and no opportunities have presented themselves so far. If she has to do some drinking and dancing in order to satisfy her higher needs, then so be it.

The Fable shows up in some sleek leather pants that she stole from a dead biker chick's luggage during her and Dinah's journey to Kansas, and a scandalously tight crop-top that she fashioned out of a t-shirt this morning. Her hair looks amazing, thanks to the various product she salvaged from the infamous Iowa-80 Truck Stop, and her cursory make-up doesn't look too bad either. She's definitely ready to party.

"Morning sexy," she says to Zinda with a flirty smile, and basically ignores the more youthful elements of the gathering.

Way to be social Goldy!