Eleanor's brow furrows as she tries to make sense of that. She can't, so she just shrugs.

"Okay, well, whatever. You're here now." And she's not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. "Since you've never been to Earth before, I think it's only right that I show you around a bit. Then, when you're ready to leave, I can give my dad a call."

"He's a god," she explains, matter-of-factly. "He's always been able to give me passage to Milliways, so I'm sure he'll be able to get you back to Olau somehow."

Her smirk returns, with a more coquettish edge this time.

"If you don't find anything worth staying for, that is."