"I don't like hearing any of it," Sokka says VERY firmly, scowling, "but Mel's said a lot worse. It doesn't even work the other way around since I'm pretty sure she already talks to my girlfriend about that stuff."

If Sokka's face is a little red here, that's because this stuff is private, damn it!

"Besides, Mel just told me about it yesterday so the details are still fresh, thanks."