"If I gave my kids cider, I'd be fired," Steph points out. Her walk is more like a stalk now. Closer and closer. "Is that what you want? No more education for kids, because their teacher got caught getting them drunk on farm cider? You know that's only mostly apples, right?"

Steph loves her school, loves the kids she teaches, but right now, she really loves cider. And her husband is a brat.