"What the hell, lady? Why not warn a guy, huh? Damn it, I'm gonna hafta switch to black and white until I can repair my main photorecepters." The Bunny claws at his eyes as if to wipe away the spots. Inside his little body, things are shifted around, and he finds his world a lot dimmer.

It's probably best not to ask where the fedora now perched on his head came from. These things just tend to happen when certain factors are triggered.