http://notvitiligo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notvitiligo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] shatterverse2008-05-20 02:42 pm

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Stupid lack of girl scout training.

And cell phone charging. Because Jessica's phone is now a useless square of metal and plastic. Which means fire is the only means of getting light right now. Which means she needs to figure out how to MAKE one.

And rubbing two sticks together does not work the way it does on cartoons.

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's supposed to be creepy, actually. He's like that. "So, you're just sitting here, in the dark, trying not to die? There are better ways to get killed."

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The rabbit leers. Oh yes, he does. "Whacha got ta offer?"

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh." The rabbit droops. "Well, then, looks like yer shit out of luck. And they're some big damn rats down here." He puffs away a little more, and begins to back up. "Of unusual size, even."

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"The plants don't have flamethrowers." Is he joking? He sounds serious.

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure you don't need a light?"

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yer death my palimino filly." He snickers at his own joke.

[identity profile] misterbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"FISK! I meant piebald." He throw down hsi cigar in agravation, and stomps away.