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shatterverse2008-05-27 11:10 am
misterbunny.livejournal.com) wrote in shatterverse2008-05-27 11:10 am
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Party? Party.
So, the Bunny has gotten things set up for a nice little alcohol fueled party. There's an Ipod attached to a boombox for music, a nice cleared spot for dancing, some hijacked foods for eating, and, of course, the booze.
The Booze is laid out in row after row of wonderfully full bottles. It starts with the cheap stuff, and gets gradually better. But the good stuff, the long aged, good brewed, never tapped stuff, is in the five barrels the Bunny is currently sitting on. He's got a glass of cheap in front of him, just to start things off right.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted creatures! I give you, booze! But, I am not one to give things away for free. And money ain't worth shit no more. So, instead I ask of you, a simple thing. A joke, a toast, a tale or a song, any two of these, and you can drink all night. All four, and we crack open the casks. Lay on!"
The Booze is laid out in row after row of wonderfully full bottles. It starts with the cheap stuff, and gets gradually better. But the good stuff, the long aged, good brewed, never tapped stuff, is in the five barrels the Bunny is currently sitting on. He's got a glass of cheap in front of him, just to start things off right.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted creatures! I give you, booze! But, I am not one to give things away for free. And money ain't worth shit no more. So, instead I ask of you, a simple thing. A joke, a toast, a tale or a song, any two of these, and you can drink all night. All four, and we crack open the casks. Lay on!"
Re: Stories!
He tell his story standing on the table, using hands and feet for illustration and expression, and revelling in every detail.
It's a tale of the Alethea, Captain Lefevre, and the evil slavers of the Gallic Empire. The good, honest pirate heroes sink a fleet of ships, rescuing all the slaves, in a story of blood, violence, and quite a bit of seducing gorgeous slave girls by Jack himself.
In fact, the way Jack tells it, LeFevre and a man called Sefu were the actual planners and the heroes. For himself, he retains the role of trusty advisor, vicious fighter, and seducer of beautiful slave girls.