http://wolfskincoat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wolfskincoat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] shatterverse2008-06-03 12:12 pm

Somewhere in the Czech Republic

The billboard by the side of the road is probably an advertisement. It's hard to tell, because the writing around the far-west panorama of stampeding buffalo is all in Czech, and any internationally recognisable logos that might have been on it are obscured from a theoretical observer when

FLASHBANG

a bright red Porsche convertible materialises out of nowhere, clocking at over125 kmph, with just enough distance for the driver to slam on the brakes before it screeches into the huge board, crashing into the board with enough force to send both rolling into the neighbouring field in a mess of smoke and wood.

When the smoke clears, the car is completely totalled, as one might expect. The sole driver, however, appears more annoyed than distressed over the accident. The air bag deflates with a hisssss after being sliced with a hunting knife, and the young redheaded driver sits for a few seconds, tapping three nails (one broke off in the crash) on the dashboard.



A decision later, clad only in her stockinged feet, that same stylish young lady makes her way to the road, carrying a roomy pigskin travelling case in one hand and a pair of patent black shoes in the other. They had been stilettos, but the heel has sadly snapped off one.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That happily purring vehicle coming up from behind her might be a welcome sound, then?

The cherry red Landrover pulls past her and slows to a stop, the volume of the music (Benjamin Britten) blaring through the open windows reducing to a point where you can actually hear yourself think over it.

War sticks her head out of the window and offers the girl a friendly grin (which is all sharp white teeth).

"Need a lift?"

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sliding sunglasses down her nose, War eyes her over the top of the frames with amused orange eyes.

"You're not exactly dressed for it," she agrees.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I can offer you shoes, or a lift."

Something about the girl appeals to War's better nature. Or rather, what she sees as her better nature - the side that likes people who do what they want and damn the consequences.

"If it were me, I'd take the lift but," she lifts one shoulder in an elegant shrug, "it's your choice."

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
War chuckles, and leans over to open the passenger-side door.

"The name's Carmine, but most people call me Red."

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Doesn't bother me at all," she says, flipping a hand. The engine's been running, but she pushes the gear lever neatly into first and guns the engine. It does make a nice, vicious rumble.

Name's only last a few decades at most anyway, it's not as if she's particularly attached to 'Red'.

"Carmine is fine."

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not a clue," War says cheerfully. "Seeing as I don't know where I am, I don't know where I'm going."

She's rather enjoying not having anything specific to do.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"England," she says, putting her foot down as they come to a particularly straight stretch of road - not that she was driving slowly before.

"You?"

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
War raises an eyebrow and looks over at her passenger. Interesting. She sounds English. . .

"Other side of the sea from here? Little island? Used to pretty good at kicking ass and taking names, but they've gone downhill the last hundred years or so."

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"No King," she says. "Queen - Elizabeth the Second. But she's a figurehead, the politicians are the ones with the real power."

Strange girl. Strange questions. No harm indulging her, though.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
War smirks. She'll say anything she likes.

"Why wouldn't I?" She asks, innocently.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
War tries not to snort, she really does. But she fails, because that is just too, too funny.

"Oh, sweetie," she says. "You really aren't from my world are you? I meant that quite literally. The Royal Family are little more than a tourist attraction these days. There are only a few countries that still actually let their Royals have any power."

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tell me about it," she says with a wry smile.

"Gone are the days when the man - or woman - with the biggest army was in charge. Nowadays it's all about how well you lie."

Not that she minds, it's just a different set of techniques for her to use. Keeps her brain active.

[identity profile] hippos-purros.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
She shrugs.

"No, not really. The guns are bigger, is all."