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not-theslayer.livejournal.com2008-07-24 09:46 pm
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Things Dianne has learned in the past month or so:
1) Do not wander out alone and get kidnapped by seven midgets.
2) Do not insult midgets when they attempt to make you keep house for them. At least, not without weapons to back yourself up properly.
3) Or family members.
4) Don't let them caste a spell on your or whatever that makes you fall asleep for a long time, even if it means tearing out every single one of their goddamn beards.
5) Shooting glass coffins from the inside is slightly painful because HUNDREDS OF GLASS PIECES, even if it is effective.
So, one Dianne Winchester staggering through the streets of Lawrence towards the usual Winchester Center, pissed and bleeding.
1) Do not wander out alone and get kidnapped by seven midgets.
2) Do not insult midgets when they attempt to make you keep house for them. At least, not without weapons to back yourself up properly.
3) Or family members.
4) Don't let them caste a spell on your or whatever that makes you fall asleep for a long time, even if it means tearing out every single one of their goddamn beards.
5) Shooting glass coffins from the inside is slightly painful because HUNDREDS OF GLASS PIECES, even if it is effective.
So, one Dianne Winchester staggering through the streets of Lawrence towards the usual Winchester Center, pissed and bleeding.
