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Coming over the airwaves to you! It's the Jessica and Kern radio show!

"So we're really on, now? And people can talk back?"

"Yes! Hello! Hello!"

"Shh! Quiet, I need to talk. Um... Hello... out there. (shit, that sounded stupid.) Um. This is... uh, this is New York City, uh, calling. I guess. Anyone there?"

"Hello!"

"God, nobody's going to talk to us. We sound like a couple of dumbasses."

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"Well, okay, I know some Kates, but none in the superhero biz." She's from far before Bat-Lesbian.

"What, you got like a rolodex or something?"

"..Kinda."

She has an Oracle, it's much better.

"Wait... and that means there's more here. Holy shit, this place just keeps getting crazier."

"Around the farm, and metropolis, we got, like, thirty or forty?"

"Holeeee shit! You guys all invade from Planet Krypton, or what?!"

"... Only Superman."

"That's a joke. Please tell me that's a joke."

"No, why would it be a joke?"

"Superman. Red BVDs, blue spandex, goofy-ass cape?"

"Yes, but he's ditched the suit currently."

"He's flying around naked?!"

Steph can't help but sigh. "No, he usually wears pants. Has a thing for being shirtless though."

"...I was going to say something about not being in Kansas anymore, but... Man, this place is crazy."

"We have not been to Kansas."

"...No, Kern, it's an expression."

"... I actually am in Kansas, so I can't say it."

"Yeah, my point." Sigh.

"Well, thanks for your time. I better get going- it's about lunch time here. Um, I guess maybe we'll catch you later?"

"Goodbye!"

"Sure thing, I'm usually around."

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