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There is a little robot hanging around the Cooper farm.

No. No, not that one. That is a big robot.

This one's about the size, shape, and colour of a basketball. It's adorable as all hell and would be delighted to make your acquaintance.

Today, it is making its first foray into the Cooper house. People seem to congregate in the kitchen, so it hops up onto the table and swivels back to face the door.

Please do not mistake it for food.

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Did someone mention very small and adorable entities?



"...Diiiiiiiiitto?"

[cutest-copilot.livejournal.com]

"Hello! Hello!"

[copyblob.livejournal.com]

Joyful: "To! To!"

Ditto doesn't restrict itself to mimicing physical form; if you have a habit of repeating yourself, then that's fair game as well.

"Ditto ditto!"

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Haro flaps its ear-flaps.

Slightly confused: "Ditto? Ditto?"

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OMG DITTO WANTS EAR-FLAPS.

"Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! Ditto!"

It sliiiiides a little closer to the table, peering closely up at the itty-bitty round thing.

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It tips to one side, curiously.

"Dit...to? Dit...to?"

THEY COULD DO THIS FOREVER.

[copyblob.livejournal.com]

Then allow Ditto to add a little variation to the proceedings! Haro is made of metal, sure, but that shouldn't pose a problem; Pokemon come made of so many weird and wonderful materials, after all.

Now Ditto is a godd deal rounder and yellower, although it retains the same approximate level of adorability.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Ditto! Ditto!"

LOOK LOOK DITTO HAS EARFLAPS

LOOK LOOK DITTO CAN FLAP THEM

"Hello! Hello!"

FLAP FLAP FLAP

[neraiutsu.livejournal.com]

And now there is someone at the door.

A very, very confused someone.

Haro does not normally send out incoherent distress signals.

Neil is worried and alarmed and-- WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK



"...Haro?"

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Yeah, this would be Haro FLEEING INTO ITS BEST FRIEND'S ARMS.

Somewhere between indignance and panic: "Copy! Copy!"

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...Ditto has the impression that it has erred somehow. But but but what did it do wrong? All it did was randomly steal another creature's physical appearance! D:

"Problem? Problem?"

[neraiutsu.livejournal.com]

Okay, he's going to take a wild guess and surmise that the Haro clinging to his waist like a bewildered limpet is the real deal, and the other one is...

...is...

...?

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Sorry Haro, but you have three things going against you:

1) You are electronic

2) You are in the kitchen

3) Everything is food until proven otherwise.

Thus, there is a little yellow thing that has decided to put that last part on trial.

Sniff sniff, nibble nibble.

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!!!!!!

Haro flaps its ear-flaps and bounces backward, almost going over the edge of the table before it corrects and regains its balance.

"Haro! Not food! Not food!"

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!!!!!

FOOD THAT MOVES!

IT IS AN AMBUSH!

The would-be nibbler has scurried behind a bowl of apples and is going to spend a moment just shivering.

And then peering around one side with wide eyes.

"kachuuuu?"

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"Don't eat Haro! Don't eat Haro!"

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:O

IT TALKS

HUMAN SPEECH TALKS

OMG

Now it is emerging (cautiously!) from its hiding spot and sniffing.

"Pikaaa?"

THIS REQUIRES INVESTIGATION! Current mission: Sniff the orange thing!

mmm, smells yummy.

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Haro flaps its ear-flaps again.

Doubtfully, "Not going to eat? Not going to eat?"

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...

>_>

"...chu."

It does not usually eat talking things.

At least, not while they're still capable of speech.

That would be rude.

(It will risk a lick, though. Mmmm, static.)

"Pi pi pi, chupikapika?"

INTRODUCTIONS!

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AUGH LICKING WHAT IS THIS.

Haro is MIGHTILY SUSPICIOUS.

...but okay, Pikachu isn't nibbling on it anymore. This is an improvement.

"Haro! Haro!"

They're doing names now, right? Right?

[shockinglycute.livejournal.com]

Right!

It points at itself.

"Pikachu." And then offers a paw for shaking. "Pikapi!"

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Haro raises its ear-flaps, reels out its hands, and shakes Pikachu's paw.

"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!"

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"Pikapi!" Yaaay new friend!

"Pi pi pi, chupikapika? Pikachu pika."

The accompanying gestures indicate the question probably has to do with origins. Maybe.

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Haro tucks its hands away and closes its ear-flaps apologetically.

"Don't understand. Don't understand."