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There is a little robot hanging around the Cooper farm.
No. No, not that one. That is a big robot.
This one's about the size, shape, and colour of a basketball. It's adorable as all hell and would be delighted to make your acquaintance.
Today, it is making its first foray into the Cooper house. People seem to congregate in the kitchen, so it hops up onto the table and swivels back to face the door.
Please do not mistake it for food.
No. No, not that one. That is a big robot.
This one's about the size, shape, and colour of a basketball. It's adorable as all hell and would be delighted to make your acquaintance.
Today, it is making its first foray into the Cooper house. People seem to congregate in the kitchen, so it hops up onto the table and swivels back to face the door.
Please do not mistake it for food.
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Ditto doesn't restrict itself to mimicing physical form; if you have a habit of repeating yourself, then that's fair game as well.
"Ditto ditto!"
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Slightly confused: "Ditto? Ditto?"
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"Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! Ditto!"
It sliiiiides a little closer to the table, peering closely up at the itty-bitty round thing.
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"Dit...to? Dit...to?"
THEY COULD DO THIS FOREVER.
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Now Ditto is a godd deal rounder and yellower, although it retains the same approximate level of adorability.
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LOOK LOOK DITTO HAS EARFLAPS
LOOK LOOK DITTO CAN FLAP THEM
"Hello! Hello!"
FLAP FLAP FLAP
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A very, very confused someone.
Haro does not normally send out incoherent distress signals.
Neil is worried and alarmed and-- WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
"...Haro?"
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Somewhere between indignance and panic: "Copy! Copy!"
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"Problem? Problem?"
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...is...
...?
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(Usually those other things are super awesome plans for super awesome inventions, but, uh, that's not exactly the case right now. You understand.)
When he steps through the door, he's faced with Neil and Haro and...
...
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"Fake Haro! Fake Haro!"
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Steve is aware of his own distractibility, and right now he's leaping at any opportunities to be distracted. Plus: he recognises this phenomenon. Steve figures most of the farm has probably fallen victim to the little pink blob.
"Your robot has fallen victim to an infamous threat that lurks around the farm. It turns up now and then and turns into people."
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He glances from Haro to Ditto and back.
"Can we ask it not to turn into my robot? Or into me, actually."
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To the second Haro: "Hey. Stop it."
(...his voice is definitely more monotone than usual. What's that all about?)
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Ditto has no knowledge of this concept!
In fact, it sounds a little bewildered and upset, like a puppy who's been told off for performing a trick.
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Neil frowns at Ditto.
(It doesn't occur to him that Steve doesn't know he knows. He assumes Val's informational largesse is an accepted principle around here.
Which might explain the hand he rests on the younger man's shoulder, or it might not.)
Soft: "Hey. You okay?"
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"Stoppit! Stoppit!"
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...
:(((
The imitation Haro slowly softens into something pinker and more blobby, and regards them all with a mournful look.
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Convincing Steve is... not so convincing. But definitely not rejecting the hand, because he could use all the comfort he can get right now.
"Look," nodding towards Ditto
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He raises his visible eyebrow at Ditto.
"And don't do that again, okay? C'mon," this to Steve, "let's get out of its way before it gets the bright idea of turning into me."
With Haro resting against his hip, he steers Steve gently out towards the bunker and Dynames.
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