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[no-devo-quotes.livejournal.com]

So a jedi, a vampire hunter, and a Transformer drive into a farm...

Sonia tumbles out of the speeder and spends a few moments breathing deeply and savoring the sweet feeling of not-moving-at-unthinkable-speeds. And trying not to throw up again.

Once that's dealt with, she stands, clutching her Slim Jims and liter of Sprite and hoping she doesn't look completely horrible. At least as un-horrible as you can get after fleeing soul-sucking ghosts, falling out of a moving vehicle, sleeping on the road, and having to ride in an open cab driven by someone who likes going really, really fast.

OK, so she'll settle for being recognizably human.

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[hates-spiders.livejournal.com]

Wherever Venom's been, it looks like he's been busy. After wandering off awhile ago, he's returned-and come bearing food.

Of a sort.

Venom drops the remains of the once animate and still rather large chocolate bunny on the floor of the kitchen with a thud (and possibly a bit of a splatty-type sound; chocolate and the sun don't always mix well) and looks around, announcing to whoever might be present, "We think we may be in need of a freezer." He pauses. "Or three."

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[thexanwhosees.livejournal.com]

(OOS: Mort gets a shiny new follower, and Xander gets a shiny new eye. Also some bad news on the horizon. Could be the start of a Jossian friendship.)