wolfskincoat.livejournal.comThe billboard by the side of the road is probably an advertisement. It's hard to tell, because the writing around the far-west panorama of stampeding buffalo is all in Czech, and any internationally recognisable logos that might have been on it are obscured from a theoretical observer when
FLASHBANG
a bright red Porsche convertible materialises out of nowhere, clocking at over125 kmph, with just enough distance for the driver to slam on the brakes before it screeches into the huge board, crashing into the board with enough force to send both rolling into the neighbouring field in a mess of smoke and wood.
When the smoke clears, the car is completely totalled, as one might expect. The sole driver, however, appears more annoyed than distressed over the accident. The air bag deflates with a hisssss after being sliced with a hunting knife, and the young redheaded driver sits for a few seconds, tapping three nails (one broke off in the crash) on the dashboard.
A decision later, clad only in her stockinged feet, that same stylish young lady makes her way to the road, carrying a roomy pigskin travelling case in one hand and a pair of patent black shoes in the other. They had been stilettos, but the heel has sadly snapped off one.